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 Shitstirrers of WessexThe Ultimate Stressbreakers! |
Better than medication. |
Don't be harassed anymore!
Shitstirrers of Wessex are here to eliminate debt and harassment stress.You are only under stress because those cowboys of the world intend you to be frightened . They are nothing more than other human beings? trying to make money out of your misery. We put MISERY into their lives because THE LAW IS USUALLY ON YOUR SIDE. So you can either send them a box of our prime turds (see left) or use Shitstirrers of Wessex to eliminate the pests. |
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Are you fed up with salesmen, debt
collectors, parking tickets, petty officials and pesterers?
 If so Shitstirrers are for you. We are a specialist service to deal with these characters with our dedicated team. Let us introduce them to you.  Our great leader is Adolf Shitler.
He stands for no nonsense and has decreed that all these pests be
destroyed. For this purpose he has trained a team of turdinators.
 They will eliminate the
pests from your life. They are the ultimate weapons in the armoury.
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However
for the more delicate minded. The softly softly approach can be taken
by using
Shitstirrers who will write back to the Urine takers.
Stating the law for harassment and the consequences of their actions.
Threatening to report them to the bogfathers.
 Alternatively a stupid letter will be sent by one of our dumbshits writing an incomprehensible letter, which wastes time and money.  |
This letter writing system should
get rid of 90% of the pests and costs just £10 a letter from
either the shitstirrers or the dumbshits.
Another course is taken by Lazyshits who request details and documents to be produced in triplicate on incomprehensible forms, which they send back to the perpetrators in Italian.  Shitstirrers of Wessex is your way of dealing with the stupid bureaucracy in this world. It also deals with the irritants that destroy our peace of mind. So if you have a problem contact me, Shat The Ripper.  At Shitstirrers of Wessex, 16 High Street, Chard, Somerset TA20 1QB Tel:
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Stop Worrying! |
YOUR BANK CREDIT CARDS COMPANIES ARE CHEATING YOU!
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